Two Cows in a Field
2005-02-28
John Doe
Two cows are standing in a field eating grass.
The first cow says: "Moooo"!
The second cow replies: "Hey, I was just gonna say that"!
Mad Cows
2004-12-14
Two cows are talking.
The first cow: "Hey, did you hear about that mad cow disease?"
The second cow: "Yeah, but I'm not worried about it."
The first cow: "Why not?"
The second cow: "I'm a duck."